Tank Lovers T-Shirts

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Hamburger bar, "I don't like the look of this Charlie"

"The crash-test rating on this puppy is off the charts!"

"Couldn't get a gun permit."

Biceps, muscles and brawn

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

"It's o.k., come on out."

Leak in the fish tank.

Fish-tank Skyscraper.

'So what have you been up to?'

"Especially modified you say..."

"Does the N.R.A. know about this?"

'He has been like that ever since he had a small part in 'Finding Nemo'!'

A man looking askance at a child on a tank-like skateboard

"After we bought the aquarium, the pump, gravel, grass and heater, we couldn't afford any fish."

'Does my bum look big in this?'

"I wish you wouldn't buy things from people who come to the door."

Golf war: 'Fore!'

The Jumping Tank

"But if the three of us work together, maybe we can get rid of that cat once and for all."

Hope and pray it's nothing more than a 'Spectator Sport'!'

Beware of dog sign (tank)

'But this IS my mobile home!'

Donald Rumsfeld

'Fill up your tank, sir?'

The Trench-Sealer

Think Tank

Man in a tank with several grannies painted on the side

"He's the cutest little thing, and when you get tired of him you just flush him down the toilet."

'If you want to smoke, you'll have to go outside.'

Panzer Hut.

'Will you get your eyes tested, you've put the hamster in the fish tank!'

"We find it calms the patient."

Fishing in the aquarium.

"It means a chieftain tank of petrol."

"Oh, dear God, more kitsch."