Tank Lovers T-Shirts

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Hamburger bar, "I don't like the look of this Charlie"

"The crash-test rating on this puppy is off the charts!"

"Couldn't get a gun permit."

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

"It's o.k., come on out."

Biceps, muscles and brawn

Leak in the fish tank.

Fish-tank Skyscraper.

"Especially modified you say..."

'So what have you been up to?'

"Does the N.R.A. know about this?"

'He has been like that ever since he had a small part in 'Finding Nemo'!'

"Tractors, Sir - thousands of 'em!"

'Does my bum look big in this?'

"After we bought the aquarium, the pump, gravel, grass and heater, we couldn't afford any fish."

A man looking askance at a child on a tank-like skateboard

"I wish you wouldn't buy things from people who come to the door."

The Jumping Tank

Golf war: 'Fore!'

Hope and pray it's nothing more than a 'Spectator Sport'!'

"But if the three of us work together, maybe we can get rid of that cat once and for all."

'But this IS my mobile home!'

'Fill up your tank, sir?'

Beware of dog sign (tank)

Donald Rumsfeld

"He's the cutest little thing, and when you get tired of him you just flush him down the toilet."

'If you want to smoke, you'll have to go outside.'

The Trench-Sealer

'Will you get your eyes tested, you've put the hamster in the fish tank!'

Man in a tank with several grannies painted on the side

Think Tank

Panzer Hut.

"We find it calms the patient."

Fishing in the aquarium.

"Hey! Are you staring at my assets?!"