Tankard Lover T-Shirts

'I'm not sure this home-brew franchise of yours is a good thing.'

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Hamburger bar, "I don't like the look of this Charlie"

Biceps, muscles and brawn

Leak in the fish tank.

"The crash-test rating on this puppy is off the charts!"

'It's a common misconception, but it's always been three fishes.'

"What are you talking about? We don’t even have a toilet seat!"

"Especially modified you say..."

'So what have you been up to?'

"Does the N.R.A. know about this?"

'He has been like that ever since he had a small part in 'Finding Nemo'!'

"We have to get out of here! They're saying boil ALL water!"

'Does my bum look big in this?'

"I'll give you a big wet kiss.. "

Dog enjoying a sniffathon.

'No, we don't have any tuna FISH, but we do have salmon FISH, trout FISH, and catfish FISH.'

A man looking askance at a child on a tank-like skateboard

Scot holding a heart.

"I'm not kidding: I am feline too and I do love swimming!"

"He sounds authentic. That gets my vote."

Fish swimming in a pint of beer.

Stable boys and Scottsman

"What's the name of our sea?"

Astronaut fishbowl.

"I wish you wouldn't buy things from people who come to the door."

"But if the three of us work together, maybe we can get rid of that cat once and for all."

Mandatory mask use

'From what you describe, it looks like it's my dad who has the Maternal Instinct...'

'You can come closer - I'm a plankton eater.'

Golf war: 'Fore!'

How do fish get to work?