Tankard Lover T-Shirts

'I'm not sure this home-brew franchise of yours is a good thing.'

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Hamburger bar, "I don't like the look of this Charlie"

"He's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes...like a DOLL'S EYES!!"

Biceps, muscles and brawn

Leak in the fish tank.

"The crash-test rating on this puppy is off the charts!"

'It's a common misconception, but it's always been three fishes.'

'So what have you been up to?'

"Especially modified you say..."

"What are you talking about? We don’t even have a toilet seat!"

"Does the N.R.A. know about this?"

'He has been like that ever since he had a small part in 'Finding Nemo'!'

Dog enjoying a sniffathon.

'No, we don't have any tuna FISH, but we do have salmon FISH, trout FISH, and catfish FISH.'

'Does my bum look big in this?'

Scot holding a heart.

"I'll give you a big wet kiss.. "

A man looking askance at a child on a tank-like skateboard

"We have to get out of here! They're saying boil ALL water!"

"I'm not kidding: I am feline too and I do love swimming!"

"Tractors, Sir - thousands of 'em!"

Fish swimming in a pint of beer.

"He sounds authentic. That gets my vote."

Astronaut fishbowl.

Piranhas' Mounted Trophies

"Mine, I believe, is the Green Jacket."

"What's the name of our sea?"

"I wish you wouldn't buy things from people who come to the door."

Stable boys and Scottsman

Mandatory mask use

'From what you describe, it looks like it's my dad who has the Maternal Instinct...'

Golf war: 'Fore!'

'You can come closer - I'm a plankton eater.'

How do fish get to work?

"But if the three of us work together, maybe we can get rid of that cat once and for all."