Toilet Roll Collectors Gifts

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Fly fishing.

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"And that's me as a shepherdess!"

The dead sea scrolls

"Sure, I may be over the top, but at least I'm not underhanded like him!"

"Which free tote goes best?"

Edmund Spenser

"Wot? No toilet paper?"

'I'm walking across the nation to raise awareness of my fabulous legs.'

Towels embroidered with 'Me', and 'No... Me.'

"Oh, thank God!"

Don't ask. Just get me the @#^$ out of here. (This cartoon was originally published on 2012-03-11).

"Oh boy! Have you guys picked the wrong time for first contact!"

Toilet Roll Prank

Toilet Graduation

"The deal is $30K for a dozen rolls. First we count the cash - then you get to squish."

"Clear off! Can't you see I'm self-isolating?"

'What possible use can that have? Now excuse me, I've got to go to the bathroom.'

Toilet Roll Drop

The Last Toilet Roll On Earth

'It's easy to tell when it's Nativity Play time - I can never find a tea-towel.'

"I'm going out to buy toilet rolls. . . I may be some time."

Bathtime.

Lost Property - "I'm missing a tile."

'You're right. It's not a coffin. It's a tanning bed. He wanted to look good for the funeral.'

We have the brown that are highly absorbent and get the job done, or the white that are a bit softer...

'And he's so picky about what brand of tiny toilet paper he'll use. It would be much easier if we could just train him to use the litter box like the rest of us!'

'Damn this paperless office!'

"They say the mortality rates could be as high as 3%..Better buy more toilet rolls!"

The Shitz Spirit

"Ready for the lockdown."

Tweet Exploison

Man on toilet with funnel

Toilet roll wars