Bathroom Products Pillows

'Why are you using a tooth paste that relieves itching and burning while it shrinks swollen membranes?'

Some scents are nonsense.

"Twenty five years... I think it's time we renew our towels."

'I'm going to have to cut it - Daddy is complaining about the shampoo bill again.'

'Maybe I should get a shopping cart.'

Love conquers all, except plaque.

"But I've seen a million wind-up monkeys. Wait! Did you say it bangs on a snare drum?"

'No creamed peas for me today!'

His & Hers towels for Electrical Plugs and Sockets.

"Hey. We're out of toilet paper."

"Hey, take me home with you! Position me at a slight angle next to the elegant glass soap dispenser in the guest bathroom. It'll look great, you'll see!"

"The blow drier is broken."

Batman tissue dispenser.

Gender Specific Bath Towels (Hers)

A (P)ram.

Mothercare - " I'm going to shop till I drop."

Twenty Blades Razor

Cathy decides to remain standing on the scale until she loses weight.

Mummy Toilet Roll.

His and Hernia's towels.

'The old one fell apart.'

'If they don't want me drinking out of the toilet, what's this roll of napkins for?'

'Honey, I think you overdid the plastic canvas decorations in the bathroom.'

Junior's Towel

"What is it going to be, a breakfast or shampoo?"

How men shop for towels.

"That shampoo was delicious!"

Prehistoric Graffito

Theirs and Theirs

Medusa, 6 P.M. Friday.

"You have a very rare conditioner."

Dummy Sucking Area

Parents compare buggies