Beauty Products Pillows

'Need... Skin moisturizer...'

"It may be expensive for fragrance, but it's cheap for aromatherapy."

"Who can afford not to moisturize?"

Organic Shampoo: Tested on Broccoli

"He'll definitely notice this one madam, especially if you leave the receipt where he can find it."

"Oh! Now I get it!"

"It's my new cologne Eae de Dough."

"The deodorant spray makes me smell funny."

"Sorry mate - I can't come to the pub after the match because I've got to embarrass myself filming an advert for moisturiser."

"That shampoo was delicious!"

"This is our most impressive magnifying mirror, it sees down to your DNA."

Some scents are nonsense.

"If I don't look old enough to have a fourteen year old daughter, why do I need your stuff?"

"Well, my wife would be angry too if I was spending more money on make-up than she was."

'Care to roll in our featured scent?'

Thirsting for skin cream.

'Maybe I should get a shopping cart.'

'She clears the shelves every week - one of these days she'll find something that works.'

'I'm going to have to cut it - Daddy is complaining about the shampoo bill again.'

Fred didn't know what was odder: his wife's beauty tip that hemorrhoid cream reduces bags under the eyes or that he actually tried the tip.

'Have you seen my lucky shower cap?'

Medusa, 6 P.M. Friday.

'Do you have 'Allure'?'

"I envy you. How do you stay so slimy?"

'I'm not happy with my 'honey and lilac' shampoo.'

"I allege that the defendant is not a 2-in-1 shampoo conditioner, but, in fact, a 3-in-1 shampoo conditioner murderer."

"You have a very rare conditioner."

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

The adoration of the gels.

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

Bad fake tan day.

Spa

"I want something that will make Richard Burton sit up and take notice."

Bad hair day!