Beauty Care Pillows

"I'd like to get rid of the hair on my chinny chin chin."

"You know I'm not one to be superficial darling, but I think it's time to trim your ear-hair..."

"Do you have anything for dry skin. . ?"

Mike (The Situation) is rumored to have written the original manuscript for his best-selling memoir entirely out of bronzer.

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

The adoration of the gels.

Spa

Bad fake tan day.

Bad hair day!

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

"... And finally, I’d like to thank the FDA for approving Botox."

A man sprays his bald head with "Spray Hair" to make it seem as thought he has hair.

People in the mirror may be more attractive than they appear.

Dragon Hair-dryer.

"Can you make wishes on fake eyelashes?"

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

Shampoo.

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

Lesser known greek gods,

"Round and round the cauldron we go, in the exfoliating toner I throw."

"Can you make me look like Wolverine?"

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

"Whoa. Jeff. Looks like you got that job at the cosmetic testing lab."

"Too much concealer?"

Dating is so expensive...

Pampered and poodled.

Meanwhile in Hollywood

Cover Design for the Yellow Book, Vol 3- Street Lamps Lighting a Lady's Toilet Mirror

Hot Pie Therapy

'Be ready in a minute - just have to put on my face.'

For heavens sake,put some make-up on!

'Have you no common scents?!'