Cosmetic Caring Pillows

'I'm exhausted. I've been grafting all day!'

"... And finally, I’d like to thank the FDA for approving Botox."

"I want something that will make Richard Burton sit up and take notice."

'I work two jobs and have three kids. At the end of the day I am exhausted. Do you have anything that is not sexy and just smells good.'

"Can you make wishes on fake eyelashes?"

This cream won't get rid of cellulite...it just makes it easier to slide into your jeans.

"Too much concealer?"

'Be ready in a minute - just have to put on my face.'

'Have you no common scents?!'

'I ask her to make up her mind. So she powders her forehead.'

"I don't like your application."

'You're much better than my mom. You can hardly tell when she paints her face.'

A new you. 'First, you've got to stop lying about you age.' It didn't start off well.

Hairy men taking advantage of the laser tag/laser hair removal combo package.

"That product you are using is fantastic. Your eye bags are gone."

'Maybe a helium boob job wasn't such a good idea,babe!'

'Maybe I should get a shopping cart.'

Have you got your make up on yet?

"Really? You can make me look younger!"

"They've got me doing cosmetics research."

'Don't all look at me like that! What did you expect the face pack to do for me?'

"Hair spray"

'I've got it made in the shade. What worries me is sunshine.'

"More concealer?"

"Yikes! So many foundations, so little time."

'I Love the touch of your dry flakey skin!'

"No, my mom isn't hosing us down with water to keep us cool. She's hosing us down with sunscreen to keep us from burning."

"I could afford a degree in broadcast journalism, but not the makeup."

'As pizza maker, maybe a skin care products site isn't the best idea for an affiliate site.'

"So long, Ma, I'm ridin' off into the sunset."