Bathroom Essentials Pillows

Theirs and Theirs

'I'd better get two, in case they aren't very absorbent.'

'You're excited about winning a traveling toothbrush kit in a sweepstakes after spending $300 on postage and entering 1,500 contests?'

The End Is Near

"Twenty five years... I think it's time we renew our towels."

'That's her second pitcher and she doesn't even like beer - I guess she just likes to pee.'

"How much?! Blimey, to get my money's worth, I'd need to use it EVERY WEEK!"

' ... and this is the half bath.'

"I've been having stomach problems. I sit on the bathroom for 30 minutes in the morning...and a half-hour in the evening."

The Tragedy of Prosperity

"Hey. We're out of toilet paper."

His & Hers towels for Electrical Plugs and Sockets.

"Hey, take me home with you! Position me at a slight angle next to the elegant glass soap dispenser in the guest bathroom. It'll look great, you'll see!"

Batman tissue dispenser.

"The blow drier is broken."

WC problem.

"Looks like Billy clogged up the toilet again."

Twenty Blades Razor

Gender Specific Bath Towels (Hers)

Cathy decides to remain standing on the scale until she loses weight.

His and Hernia's towels.

Mummy Toilet Roll.

'The old one fell apart.'

'The marriage counselor didn't save our marriage. The plumber and the second bathroom saved our marriage.'

'Honey, I think you overdid the plastic canvas decorations in the bathroom.'

Junior's Towel

'If they don't want me drinking out of the toilet, what's this roll of napkins for?'

'How damp is this place? Let me put it this way: I use mold and mildew remover as a skin care product.'

How men shop for towels.

"The marriage counselor didn't save our marriage. The plumber with the second bathroom saved our marriage."

Prehistoric Graffito

Which one of these things is the soap?

"Ghah, I forgot to add the cold water."

Towels: His and Hers (when he dies)

'Given up on the eco-friendly loo cleaner then.'