Bathroom Essentials Mugs

Theirs and Theirs

'I'd better get two, in case they aren't very absorbent.'

'You're excited about winning a traveling toothbrush kit in a sweepstakes after spending $300 on postage and entering 1,500 contests?'

The End Is Near

'Let's see here... Mr. Stevens... it says you slipped in the tub and hit your head.'

"This stool shall pass."

'That's her second pitcher and she doesn't even like beer - I guess she just likes to pee.'

"How much?! Blimey, to get my money's worth, I'd need to use it EVERY WEEK!"

"Twenty five years... I think it's time we renew our towels."

' ... and this is the half bath.'

"I've been having stomach problems. I sit on the bathroom for 30 minutes in the morning...and a half-hour in the evening."

The Tragedy of Prosperity

His & Hers towels for Electrical Plugs and Sockets.

"Hey. We're out of toilet paper."

"Hey, take me home with you! Position me at a slight angle next to the elegant glass soap dispenser in the guest bathroom. It'll look great, you'll see!"

"The blow drier is broken."

Batman tissue dispenser.

WC problem.

Gender Specific Bath Towels (Hers)

"Looks like Billy clogged up the toilet again."

Twenty Blades Razor

Cathy decides to remain standing on the scale until she loses weight.

'The marriage counselor didn't save our marriage. The plumber and the second bathroom saved our marriage.'

His and Hernia's towels.

'The old one fell apart.'

Mummy Toilet Roll.

'Honey, I think you overdid the plastic canvas decorations in the bathroom.'

'If they don't want me drinking out of the toilet, what's this roll of napkins for?'

Junior's Towel

'How damp is this place? Let me put it this way: I use mold and mildew remover as a skin care product.'

How men shop for towels.

"The marriage counselor didn't save our marriage. The plumber with the second bathroom saved our marriage."

Prehistoric Graffito

Over. Under. Sideways. Kid.

Which one of these things is the soap?