Bathroom Accessories Mugs

His and Hernia's towels.

"Has anyone fed the goldfish?"

His & Hers towels for Electrical Plugs and Sockets.

Xenophobe in a bathrobe.

'That's her second pitcher and she doesn't even like beer - I guess she just likes to pee.'

"How much?! Blimey, to get my money's worth, I'd need to use it EVERY WEEK!"

Love conquers all, except plaque.

The Tragedy of Prosperity

"Hey. We're out of toilet paper."

"The blow drier is broken."

Batman tissue dispenser.

"Looks like Billy clogged up the toilet again."

'I've organised the bathroom.'

Twenty Blades Razor

Gender Specific Bath Towels (Hers)

Cathy decides to remain standing on the scale until she loses weight.

'The old one fell apart.'

Mummy Toilet Roll.

'The marriage counselor didn't save our marriage. The plumber and the second bathroom saved our marriage.'

'If they don't want me drinking out of the toilet, what's this roll of napkins for?'

Junior's Towel

Ikea for Hippies

"The marriage counselor didn't save our marriage. The plumber with the second bathroom saved our marriage."

Theirs and Theirs

Prehistoric Graffito

Towels: His and Hers (when he dies)

"Ghah, I forgot to add the cold water."

"Skip the job description and tell me how clean and well-lighted your bathrooms are!"

A man has wind turbines in his bath

Men/Women/Santa.

STILL LIVES - Toilet Paper: 'I'm absolutely fed-up with being ripped-off all the time!'

Clipping the toenails on the feet of the bath.

Guest Beers/Guest Urinal

'Telephone solicitor.'

"How do you plead - quilty or not quilty?"