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His and Hernia's towels.

"Has anyone fed the goldfish?"

His & Hers towels for Electrical Plugs and Sockets.

Xenophobe in a bathrobe.

'Let's see here... Mr. Stevens... it says you slipped in the tub and hit your head.'

"How much?! Blimey, to get my money's worth, I'd need to use it EVERY WEEK!"

'That's her second pitcher and she doesn't even like beer - I guess she just likes to pee.'

Love conquers all, except plaque.

The Tragedy of Prosperity

"Hey. We're out of toilet paper."

Batman tissue dispenser.

"The blow drier is broken."

'I've organised the bathroom.'

Gender Specific Bath Towels (Hers)

"Looks like Billy clogged up the toilet again."

Twenty Blades Razor

Cathy decides to remain standing on the scale until she loses weight.

'The marriage counselor didn't save our marriage. The plumber and the second bathroom saved our marriage.'

'The old one fell apart.'

Mummy Toilet Roll.

'If they don't want me drinking out of the toilet, what's this roll of napkins for?'

Junior's Towel

Ikea for Hippies

"The marriage counselor didn't save our marriage. The plumber with the second bathroom saved our marriage."

Over. Under. Sideways. Kid.

Prehistoric Graffito

Theirs and Theirs

Towels: His and Hers (when he dies)

"Ghah, I forgot to add the cold water."

Men/Women/Santa.

A man has wind turbines in his bath

"Skip the job description and tell me how clean and well-lighted your bathrooms are!"

'Telephone solicitor.'

'Have you considered a second bathroom?'

Guest Beers/Guest Urinal