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Hand Drier

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

''ere - I thought you said your pans were non-stick!'

It's a male thing - I saw a toaster with power assist, and I bought it.

'Let's see here... Mr. Stevens... it says you slipped in the tub and hit your head.'

'Frank built it himself. The last football will fall through the hourglass 10 seconds before the Super Bowl starts.'

"That’s a toaster. It’s a tanning bed for bread."

"Careful. That house has a taser."

"The smart toaster is down, and it took our wifi, security cameras, and entertainment systems with it."

Aqua Filter (frog jumping out).

Chef uses Harp to cut Sausages

Electric Blanket.

'It's labour-saving because with this you'll be able to burn my meals much faster!'

"You're never home."

"I'd like to toast our guests."

Love conquers all, except plaque.

'Shall we turn the extractor fan down a bit...?'

"Do we really need the interactive garbage disposer?"

'Mom, what setting do you use for warming up slippers?'

'But I don't want to be able to turn on the toaster with the TV remote!'

The secret lives of household things.

His & Hers towels for Electrical Plugs and Sockets.

"Hey. We're out of toilet paper."

Batman tissue dispenser.

"This new dough-maker attachment is going to pay for itself in no time.'

"A watched kettle never boils, so I'm covering up Alexa."

"Two questions: What time are the guests arriving, and do you still want me to slice the pepperoni?"

"My compliments to the can opener."

"The blow drier is broken."

"We should probably talk about the elephant in the Roomba."

Onion Guillotine

"Congratulations! You unlocked the devil in your coffee. Microwave a seventh time and you'll meet L. Ron Hubbard."

"To toast!"

"I don't care if it does have wifi. . . it's a vegetable peeler!"

"The bagel’s from a previous marriage."