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Electric Blanket.

''ere - I thought you said your pans were non-stick!'

It's a male thing - I saw a toaster with power assist, and I bought it.

'Frank built it himself. The last football will fall through the hourglass 10 seconds before the Super Bowl starts.'

"That’s a toaster. It’s a tanning bed for bread."

"The smart toaster is down, and it took our wifi, security cameras, and entertainment systems with it."

"Careful. That house has a taser."

Aqua Filter (frog jumping out).

Chef uses Harp to cut Sausages

"I'd like to toast our guests."

"You're never home."

'It's labour-saving because with this you'll be able to burn my meals much faster!'

'Shall we turn the extractor fan down a bit...?'

"Do we really need the interactive garbage disposer?"

'But I don't want to be able to turn on the toaster with the TV remote!'

"Bootsy has welcomed the vacuum robot into our home in her own unique way."

'Mom, what setting do you use for warming up slippers?'

The secret lives of household things.

"A watched kettle never boils, so I'm covering up Alexa."

"Two questions: What time are the guests arriving, and do you still want me to slice the pepperoni?"

"This new dough-maker attachment is going to pay for itself in no time.'

"My compliments to the can opener."

'Memorable miracles' from 'burning bush' to 'low cal ice cream'

"We should probably talk about the elephant in the Roomba."

"That's a toaster. It's a tanning bed for bread."

Bread maker, coffee maker, tea maker, pasta maker.

Woman in need of an extractor fan.

"Congratulations! You unlocked the devil in your coffee. Microwave a seventh time and you'll meet L. Ron Hubbard."

Onion Guillotine

"I don't care if it does have wifi. . . it's a vegetable peeler!"

Microwave. Do you have any idea of the time pressure I'm under?

"To toast!"

"The bagel’s from a previous marriage."

"Do screen doors just keep insects out, or other things too?"

'Guys, I think this is one of those 'let it go' moments in life when you have to relax and just trust the processor!'