Bedroom Gadgets Mugs

Electric Blanket.

''ere - I thought you said your pans were non-stick!'

It's a male thing - I saw a toaster with power assist, and I bought it.

"That’s a toaster. It’s a tanning bed for bread."

"The smart toaster is down, and it took our wifi, security cameras, and entertainment systems with it."

Aqua Filter (frog jumping out).

"Careful. That house has a taser."

Chef uses Harp to cut Sausages

'It's labour-saving because with this you'll be able to burn my meals much faster!'

"I'd like to toast our guests."

"You're never home."

'Shall we turn the extractor fan down a bit...?'

'But I don't want to be able to turn on the toaster with the TV remote!'

"Do we really need the interactive garbage disposer?"

"Bootsy has welcomed the vacuum robot into our home in her own unique way."

'Mom, what setting do you use for warming up slippers?'

The secret lives of household things.

"My compliments to the can opener."

"A watched kettle never boils, so I'm covering up Alexa."

"This new dough-maker attachment is going to pay for itself in no time.'

"Congratulations! You unlocked the devil in your coffee. Microwave a seventh time and you'll meet L. Ron Hubbard."

"The bagel’s from a previous marriage."

"To toast!"

"That's a toaster. It's a tanning bed for bread."

'Memorable miracles' from 'burning bush' to 'low cal ice cream'

"Do screen doors just keep insects out, or other things too?"

Onion Guillotine

Woman in need of an extractor fan.

Bread maker, coffee maker, tea maker, pasta maker.

"I don't care if it does have wifi. . . it's a vegetable peeler!"

"We should probably talk about the elephant in the Roomba."

'Guys, I think this is one of those 'let it go' moments in life when you have to relax and just trust the processor!'

Castle drawbridge opens to reveal a dishwasher