Bathroom Products Gifts

'Why are you using a tooth paste that relieves itching and burning while it shrinks swollen membranes?'

'Let's see here... Mr. Stevens... it says you slipped in the tub and hit your head.'

"Twenty five years... I think it's time we renew our towels."

'I'm going to have to cut it - Daddy is complaining about the shampoo bill again.'

'Maybe I should get a shopping cart.'

Some scents are nonsense.

Love conquers all, except plaque.

"But I've seen a million wind-up monkeys. Wait! Did you say it bangs on a snare drum?"

'No creamed peas for me today!'

"Hey. We're out of toilet paper."

His & Hers towels for Electrical Plugs and Sockets.

"The blow drier is broken."

"Hey, take me home with you! Position me at a slight angle next to the elegant glass soap dispenser in the guest bathroom. It'll look great, you'll see!"

Batman tissue dispenser.

Twenty Blades Razor

A (P)ram.

Mothercare - " I'm going to shop till I drop."

Gender Specific Bath Towels (Hers)

Cathy decides to remain standing on the scale until she loses weight.

Mummy Toilet Roll.

'The old one fell apart.'

His and Hernia's towels.

'Honey, I think you overdid the plastic canvas decorations in the bathroom.'

Junior's Towel

'If they don't want me drinking out of the toilet, what's this roll of napkins for?'

I'm looking for a useful gift for a newborn. Nature's Baby Boutique. We have a large selection of essentials. Here are the 100% organic, fair trade, hand-dyed pashimina diaper covers. Wow! Nothing says "essential" like popped-on pashimina. A little dry-cleaning and it's good as new.

How men shop for towels.

"What is it going to be, a breakfast or shampoo?"

Medusa, 6 P.M. Friday.

"You have a very rare conditioner."

Dummy Sucking Area

"That shampoo was delicious!"

'This bottle stainless steel cleaner...if it's stainless...why would you need a cleaner?'

Parents compare buggies

Over. Under. Sideways. Kid.