Household Products Gifts

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

"Microwave to replace gas or oil central heating?" "Yes. Think how cheap it is to microwave a cup of tea!"

"Careful. That house has a taser."

"Ooooooh, just what I wanted!"

"That’s a toaster. It’s a tanning bed for bread."

The wooden clothes horse of Troy.

"Good news! She's asking for her Banana Republic and Williams-Sonoma catalogues."

"You'll love this model, sir! You won't have to miss any of the sports action when you go for a beer!"

"Twenty five years... I think it's time we renew our towels."

'But I don't want to be able to turn on the toaster with the TV remote!'

"But I've seen a million wind-up monkeys. Wait! Did you say it bangs on a snare drum?"

"This new dough-maker attachment is going to pay for itself in no time.'

"Here's your sweater back."

"Fine, you win. I'll call a handyman."

"The door-to-door sales rep was very persuasive, but in my defense he only sold me one."

Linda discovers she had just baked the wrong ziti

"Does it come with magnets?"

"I don't care if it does have wifi. . . it's a vegetable peeler!"

Bread maker, coffee maker, tea maker, pasta maker.

'It's a new record, mom - there are six of us in here!'

"We should probably talk about the elephant in the Roomba."

"Well, dear, you can quit worrying about our roof!"

'The old one fell apart.'

'Ned thinks the inventor of the vibrating easychair should get the Nobel prize for science.'

"The horse is nice, but we could really use the blender."

Man Watches Live Feed of his Aquarium on Television

Ikea for Hippies

Motatsu didn't want the guys to know that his wife made the shrunken heads by using a really hot dryer.

"The washing machine is very energy efficient. I just wish Frank was!"

"What is it going to be, a breakfast or shampoo?"

"Relax. I've come for your toaster."

"Will you shut up about world domination and just make the damn coffee."