Housewares Gifts

"I only told him I needed bedding."

''ere - I thought you said your pans were non-stick!'

Happy Knife, Happy Wife

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

The wooden clothes horse of Troy.

"That’s a toaster. It’s a tanning bed for bread."

"Careful. That house has a taser."

"Good news! She's asking for her Banana Republic and Williams-Sonoma catalogues."

Showing off the good china 3-7 pm.

'Yes, it's just a little volume.'

'Okay, kids...time for your bath.'

'Oh I don't mind you turning over my cups to look at the mark. But next time, please finish your tea.'

'It's hard to slice a potato once you've looked it in the eye.'

"Chef, we've run out of terracotta roof tiles!"

"We'll have to eat out tonight - I misplaced the can opener."

"It's all about compromise. He's not dishwasher safe and I'm not microwave safe, but we make it work."

'Ignore him, he's just angry because you're eating out of his bowl.'

Origin of the 'spork'

Why Running Away Together Is Not a Very Good Idea...

Flatware Follies.

"Don't you ever miss the hustle and bustle of the old tar pits?"

Who wants to lick the swatters.

JERRY SPRINGER'S GUESTS TODAY

"You were warned about inter-utensil relationships."

"So much to do... so little time."

'I'll swap you my Wimbledon freebies for your Anodised pan set!'

'You've got irritable bowl syndrome.'

Pop-up toaster.

Ants take cheese and grater

"Profiling!"

A watched kettle never boils.

Baldo suggests getting a frying pan for his tia and she hits him in the head with it.

What salt shakers find amusing

Bananas eye the blender

That's a salad pitchfork, Bob.