Home Utensils Gifts

"It's all about compromise. He's not dishwasher safe and I'm not microwave safe, but we make it work."

''ere - I thought you said your pans were non-stick!'

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

It's a male thing - I saw a toaster with power assist, and I bought it.

Happy Knife, Happy Wife

"Microwave to replace gas or oil central heating?" "Yes. Think how cheap it is to microwave a cup of tea!"

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

"That’s a toaster. It’s a tanning bed for bread."

"Ooooooh, just what I wanted!"

"The smart toaster is down, and it took our wifi, security cameras, and entertainment systems with it."

Aqua Filter (frog jumping out).

The wooden clothes horse of Troy.

Chef uses Harp to cut Sausages

"Good news! She's asking for her Banana Republic and Williams-Sonoma catalogues."

"I'd like to toast our guests."

"You'll love this model, sir! You won't have to miss any of the sports action when you go for a beer!"

"You're never home."

'It's labour-saving because with this you'll be able to burn my meals much faster!'

'Shall we turn the extractor fan down a bit...?'

"Just what is a runcible spoon?"

"I'll bet you're very proud of your handsome, well-behaved little sporks here."

"I've been having stomach problems. I sit on the bathroom for 30 minutes in the morning...and a half-hour in the evening."

"Do we really need the interactive garbage disposer?"

'Mom, what setting do you use for warming up slippers?'

The secret lives of household things.

"The door-to-door sales rep was very persuasive, but in my defense he only sold me one."

Linda discovers she had just baked the wrong ziti

"My compliments to the can opener."

"This new dough-maker attachment is going to pay for itself in no time.'

"A watched kettle never boils, so I'm covering up Alexa."

Scales

"Congratulations! You unlocked the devil in your coffee. Microwave a seventh time and you'll meet L. Ron Hubbard."

"Does it come with magnets?"

Onion Guillotine

"To toast!"