Home Utensils Pillows

"It's all about compromise. He's not dishwasher safe and I'm not microwave safe, but we make it work."

''ere - I thought you said your pans were non-stick!'

It's a male thing - I saw a toaster with power assist, and I bought it.

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

Happy Knife, Happy Wife

"Microwave to replace gas or oil central heating?" "Yes. Think how cheap it is to microwave a cup of tea!"

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

"That’s a toaster. It’s a tanning bed for bread."

"The smart toaster is down, and it took our wifi, security cameras, and entertainment systems with it."

The wooden clothes horse of Troy.

"Ooooooh, just what I wanted!"

Aqua Filter (frog jumping out).

Chef uses Harp to cut Sausages

"Good news! She's asking for her Banana Republic and Williams-Sonoma catalogues."

"I'd like to toast our guests."

'It's labour-saving because with this you'll be able to burn my meals much faster!'

"You're never home."

"You'll love this model, sir! You won't have to miss any of the sports action when you go for a beer!"

"Just what is a runcible spoon?"

'Shall we turn the extractor fan down a bit...?'

'Mom, what setting do you use for warming up slippers?'

"I've been having stomach problems. I sit on the bathroom for 30 minutes in the morning...and a half-hour in the evening."

"Do we really need the interactive garbage disposer?"

The secret lives of household things.

Linda discovers she had just baked the wrong ziti

"My compliments to the can opener."

"A watched kettle never boils, so I'm covering up Alexa."

"The door-to-door sales rep was very persuasive, but in my defense he only sold me one."

"This new dough-maker attachment is going to pay for itself in no time.'

Scales

"The bagel’s from a previous marriage."

"Congratulations! You unlocked the devil in your coffee. Microwave a seventh time and you'll meet L. Ron Hubbard."

Onion Guillotine

Woman in need of an extractor fan.

Bread maker, coffee maker, tea maker, pasta maker.