Culinary Tools Pillows

"These kitchen shears are great for cutting plastic packaging. . . like the packaging they come in."

Soup of the month.

Garden.

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

Too much cilantro

"Hmm...I LOVE chocolate chip ice cream...!"

Holiday Supplies

I love Cannelloni

'Do you want me to get the fish bone out, or not?'

Victorian Fast Food - 'I'll have the lark pie festooned with eels, a full stilton, two bottles of port,,,'

"Please don't kill me."

Fly Tastings: 'Notice that hint of dog fur and then let that full bodied garbage finish unfold.'

'We're not at home, Stu. You can't just order 'I don't care'.'

Junior Masterchef - "Darren Smith and I'll be cooking chicken nuggets with Mars bars in a CocaCola sauce"

"Marions nous! Tu payes les impôts, j'offre le resto!"

'Who ordered the shark?.' '

The perfect man

"Cut down on the pumpkin spice."

The boss is truly a courageous risk-taker. Only he tasted the salmon mousse at last year's company picnic.

"Pie chart"

"My compliments to the can opener."

"I see the businessman's lunch is up 50p."

Scales

"Honey, I’ll take over. The stir-fry has suffered long enough."

"It's all about compromise. He's not dishwasher safe and I'm not microwave safe, but we make it work."

"I enjoy eating healthy – I just don’t like the food."

"Trust me, it tastes good – you won’t like it."

"You know, we have our little spats, but we don't argue about what to eat nearly as much as other couples."

'It's beans OR toast, not beans ON toast.'

"Officer, someone hacked my bluetooth pressure cooker and blew my kitchen apart! What can I do?"

'You don't appreciate anything I cook!'

People were amazed by the dexterity of the automatic pizza-making machine.