Kitchen Equipment Gifts

'Mum, how did they get the non-stick surface to stick to the frying pan?'

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

''ere - I thought you said your pans were non-stick!'

Soup of the month.

It's a male thing - I saw a toaster with power assist, and I bought it.

"That's it. We’re toast."

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

Happy Knife, Happy Wife

Frozen Turkey: "I hate to bother you on a holiday but I'm freezing out here. Do you have a heated enclosed space I could rest inside for four to five hours?"

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

'I started out washing dishes, but when the dishwater tasted better than the soup...'

"Microwave to replace gas or oil central heating?" "Yes. Think how cheap it is to microwave a cup of tea!"

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

Too much cilantro

"When you've lost fifteen pounds...that's when the refrigerator gets returned!"

"The smart toaster is down, and it took our wifi, security cameras, and entertainment systems with it."

"That’s a toaster. It’s a tanning bed for bread."

"Ooooooh, just what I wanted!"

"Incredible! Once again, you've made the perfect piece of toast."

Aqua Filter (frog jumping out).

Chef uses Harp to cut Sausages

"Good news! She's asking for her Banana Republic and Williams-Sonoma catalogues."

'Does this thing get channel four.'

Salt and Pepper

"You're never home."

"I'd like to toast our guests."

"You'll love this model, sir! You won't have to miss any of the sports action when you go for a beer!"

'It's labour-saving because with this you'll be able to burn my meals much faster!'

The Perfect Foil

'Shall we turn the extractor fan down a bit...?'

'Mom, what setting do you use for warming up slippers?'

"Do we really need the interactive garbage disposer?"

The secret lives of household things.

"The door-to-door sales rep was very persuasive, but in my defense he only sold me one."

Linda discovers she had just baked the wrong ziti