Kitchen Appliance Retailer Gifts

Jim's Smart Kettle

''ere - I thought you said your pans were non-stick!'

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

'A religious zealot denounces a toaster for working on the Sabbath'

"Microwave to replace gas or oil central heating?" "Yes. Think how cheap it is to microwave a cup of tea!"

"That’s a toaster. It’s a tanning bed for bread."

"Ooooooh, just what I wanted!"

'Does this thing get channel four.'

"You'll love this model, sir! You won't have to miss any of the sports action when you go for a beer!"

"We need a new stove. This one's beginning to burn oil."

Linda discovers she had just baked the wrong ziti

"The door-to-door sales rep was very persuasive, but in my defense he only sold me one."

"This new dough-maker attachment is going to pay for itself in no time.'

'And the funniest part is I made Frank go out and buy a new, $5,000 fridge, just to hold a $4.00 bottle of wine!'

'With all these mega mergers between electronics and telecommunications firms, I just got an obscene email from the toaster...'

Bread maker, coffee maker, tea maker, pasta maker.

"I bought this 'automatic bread maker', and so far it hasn't made any!"

"Does it come with magnets?"

"I can't get the price sticker off this non stick pan, you sold me!"

"This is our high-traffic, reinforced, heavy-duty model."

"My kitchen is very small. Do you have any with doors that swing in?"

"The horse is nice, but we could really use the blender."

Motatsu didn't want the guys to know that his wife made the shrunken heads by using a really hot dryer.

'Of course, the self-cleaning models tend to cost a little more.'

"Unfortunately, our user-friendly toaster is warranty-unfriendly!"

"The washing machine is very energy efficient. I just wish Frank was!"

'I don't know if artificial intelligence in a toaster is a good thing. It just seems to make toast whenever it feels like it.'

'Wow, that really was concentrated dish soap.'

Dryer, 'lint filter'--'sock filter'

"Will you shut up about world domination and just make the damn coffee."

'I think the microwave has finally given up the ghost.'

Yard Sale: Like-New Kitchen Gadgets

Winford gets the latest in refrigerator technology with an ATM ice dispenser.

'Clothes-dryer Messiah.'

'I think I've found our overload.'