Cookware Gifts

What salt shakers find amusing

''ere - I thought you said your pans were non-stick!'

Happy Knife, Happy Wife

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

"That’s a toaster. It’s a tanning bed for bread."

"Good news! She's asking for her Banana Republic and Williams-Sonoma catalogues."

Showing off the good china 3-7 pm.

'Yes, it's just a little volume.'

'This home based business is easy to set up. Everyone knows that women are better at multitasking.'

"I can't get the price sticker off this non stick pan, you sold me!"

'It's hard to slice a potato once you've looked it in the eye.'

Bagel problems.

A chef uses a giant utensil to chop a tiny sausage.

Why Running Away Together Is Not a Very Good Idea...

Origin of the 'spork'

The History of Anti-stick

Flatware Follies.

A spoon you can run away with, but a spork is the kind of practical utensil you marry.

"You were warned about inter-utensil relationships."

"Don't you ever miss the hustle and bustle of the old tar pits?"

'I'll swap you my Wimbledon freebies for your Anodised pan set!'

JERRY SPRINGER'S GUESTS TODAY

"So much to do... so little time."

Who wants to lick the swatters.

'You've got irritable bowl syndrome.'

Pop-up toaster.

Ants take cheese and grater

Sausage Guillotine

'Not THAT glass, you idiot.'

Baldo suggests getting a frying pan for his tia and she hits him in the head with it.

A watched kettle never boils.

That's a salad pitchfork, Bob.

Teapot

Bananas eye the blender

'Plus I found this great set of porridge bowls!'