Kitchen Accessories Gifts

'I'll take one in a 50' waist,please.'

"We'll have to eat out tonight - I misplaced the can opener."

''ere - I thought you said your pans were non-stick!'

It's a male thing - I saw a toaster with power assist, and I bought it.

"You're the lid to my pot."

Happy Knife, Happy Wife

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

Peter Pan, the Utensil that Never Grew Up

"That’s a toaster. It’s a tanning bed for bread."

"The smart toaster is down, and it took our wifi, security cameras, and entertainment systems with it."

Aqua Filter (frog jumping out).

"Honestly, Paula, I don't know what I'd do without our daily keggers."

Chef uses Harp to cut Sausages

"Good news! She's asking for her Banana Republic and Williams-Sonoma catalogues."

'Does this thing get channel four.'

Salt and Pepper

"Still haven't quite figured out the pressure cooker, huh dad?"

I don't know what happened to the poor guy, but he's visibly shaken.

'It's labour-saving because with this you'll be able to burn my meals much faster!'

"I'd like to toast our guests."

"You're never home."

'Shall we turn the extractor fan down a bit...?'

'And a special feature on this model is the diet ice cubes.'

'Mom, what setting do you use for warming up slippers?'

Wedding Chefs

"Do we really need the interactive garbage disposer?"

The secret lives of household things.

"A watched kettle never boils, so I'm covering up Alexa."

"This new dough-maker attachment is going to pay for itself in no time.'

"My compliments to the can opener."

"When we remodeled, we decided to go with the granite countertop."

"We need a new stove. This one's beginning to burn oil."

'He'll do the dishes now that I've attached an accelerator.'

'And it comes with oven mitts, butter, sour cream and chives.'

"Are you as excited as I am?"