Bathtub Brainstormer Mugs

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

Apples for sale

'I had a thought. Let's scrap everything and start a new fiscal year right now.'

"Peterson proposes we move out of the mountains."

No, no, Grok, we love your creative voice! Ort is just here to do a little punch-up.

The artist wakes refreshed, creative juices flowing.

"Is this a bad time for our feedback meeting?"

And elevator with 'up', 'down', and 'pitches' buttons

"Well, Mr. Shoddy, if we were to approve your business loan, you'd really need to change the name of your company."

Smoke and Mirrors: Harold couldn't work out why his new store wasn't getting any customers.

'If content is king, why doesn't anybody want to pay for it.'

Our parent company is not pleased with our work. They want all of us to register for a few remedial MBA courses.

New Ideas in Business.

"I'm really great thanks. The boss loves my ideas, he says I'm ahead of my time!" "Hi John, how are you? Good meeting?"

'I'm sick and tired of you and your 'get rich quick' schemes.'

Man trapped in bubble from bubble bath.

"I guess it's too late to warn you that I turned off the hot water."

On the seventh day the ideation got a little heated.

Rodin's Thinker - 'I think, therefore I am.'

"I'm going on Dragons Den with this, the one-brush-toothbrush."

'You're a bright young kid...but you gotta understand, no new ideas when the bread is only half baked!!'

"Great moments in songwriting" "What if she had a little lamb?" "Maybe it follows her to school?" "Wouldn't that make the children laugh?" "Exactly."

"I don't think outside the box. . .I own the box."

"I tried bouncing a few ideas off Bob but they bounced back."

Refusal to Embrace New Ideas

'Run it by legal and then a couple of talk-show hosts.'

Shocked bather sees space-time singularity forming in bathtub drain.

"You can file as a limited liability company in this State, but you'll be subject to a 'Not So Fast, Buddy' franchise fee."

'You never did have any business acumen!'

"So we're agreed our strategy is to agree strategies for identifying a strategy that will guide us to increase profits."

Cat asleep on man's stomach - an island in the bath.