Beach Brainstormer Mugs

"Damn it, Eddie, you told me this script was stupid."

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

"Nation-building never works."

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

Apples for sale

"Once upon a midnight dreary / while I pondered weak and weary."

'Couldn't you just bring a bucket and spade like other children?'

Academics At The Beach: The Old Man And The Sea

'Still think nuclear testing is harmless?'

'Oh, come on - If you're gonna mess up my castle, take the whole thing.'

"I said, 'I'm not on duty! I just came back to get my flip-flops.'"

'I wish his guidance counselor spent more time on college plans and less time suggesting names for his band.'

The artist wakes refreshed, creative juices flowing.

No, no, Grok, we love your creative voice! Ort is just here to do a little punch-up.

A Poem about Sand

"Is this a bad time for our feedback meeting?"

"Well, Mr. Shoddy, if we were to approve your business loan, you'd really need to change the name of your company."

And elevator with 'up', 'down', and 'pitches' buttons

"I'm really great thanks. The boss loves my ideas, he says I'm ahead of my time!" "Hi John, how are you? Good meeting?"

Smoke and Mirrors: Harold couldn't work out why his new store wasn't getting any customers.

'If content is king, why doesn't anybody want to pay for it.'

New Ideas in Business.

"Wanna play 'Waitin’ on the Cable Guy'?"

"We're not on vacation anymore. The company folded."

Our parent company is not pleased with our work. They want all of us to register for a few remedial MBA courses.

'I'm sick and tired of you and your 'get rich quick' schemes.'

Child has practiced building sand castles in snow.

"I'll bet a lot of people wish they had a royal palace to return to."

Hollywood Think Tank

'I didn't give planning permission. Did you?'

Rodin's Thinker - 'I think, therefore I am.'

'Who says I'm beached?'

"I'm going on Dragons Den with this, the one-brush-toothbrush."

On the seventh day the ideation got a little heated.

"Great moments in songwriting" "What if she had a little lamb?" "Maybe it follows her to school?" "Wouldn't that make the children laugh?" "Exactly."