Midnight Ponderer Gifts

Pachyderm insomnia.

Genius At Midnight

That midnight hour when fleeting memories come home to roost.

'This wasn't quite the fairytale ending that Colin had anticipated...'

"The overthinker"

"Why is it always me that has to get up just as I'm falling asleep to do things I forgot."

'You'll never believe this - they've found the actual body of Jesus!'

'Moses parted the water so the Isrealites could go across? You mean in the mud?'

'I've used up all my eligibilities'

"Goodnight, Dan, you handsome devil!"

Colin kept a notebook by his bed to write down any ideas he had during the night... "Genulph hyu donkey slapperthwaite."

'Eve wants a second opinion about the apples.'

George Santayana

"I also have trouble sleeping. I don't understand why. No one I talk to seems to have any trouble falling asleep."

"I'm basically happy but I'd like a most cost-effective personality."

Expired, expired, expired, expired, expired, expired.

Tomorrow's another day, he thought, unless I get lucky and sleep right through it.

Sun crashing into sea foils rescue attempt.

'From creating stuff like this you make a LIVING?'

Introducing Ed, The Nephew of God.

'I'm going to the library to study, so don't wait up.'

"It's 2 A.M. Do you know where your p***s is?"

"Must you bring your work to bed?"

A tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it.

Philosophy Department - Are You Really Here?

"The magical time of night when the artist awakes, not with any idea, but with the murky recollection of an idea from the previous day that was not written down and is now lost forever."

"I see a vague figure of someone groping...groping...groping..Yes, yes, it's coming in more clearly now! It seems to be—yes, it is a man! The man has a briefcase! And some papers! The man is an economist!"

"Yeah, he changed water into wine but it was nothing you'd want to lay down."

"We prefer our idea people to present their ideas during office hours."

Bishop reads menu which features only loaves, fishes, water and wine.

"Ask not for whom the refrigerator hums..."

'He's going through a phase of wanting to be a grape again.'

'Hey! The audience wants you to stop sending spam thoughts!'

Jesus Rollerblading on water

'Frank! Cut that out and get back to work!'