Victory Breakfast Club Gifts

A Racecar Winner at Breakfast

'and on the Kids' Menu, we have Cranky Pants French Toast...'

Pastry Hat

Boom

"How was my day? I'm still calculating the little victories minus the humiliations I normally suffer."

Westview High School Soccer League Victory Dinner

Gymnasts falling off the winners pedestal.

"Joe's cereal. NPR co-approved."

First Prize!

"I'm returning home triumphant - do you need me to pick anything up?"

Power breakfast.

'Mom! Instant oatmeal is NOT fast food!'

"You're close, but you're not the record. The record for one family in one booth—all from out of state, each ordering a complete breakfast—was set in 1978, with fifteen."

'Do you want toast with that?'

'It's one of those trendy 'warm salads,' with sausage, fried eggs, bacon and black pudding.'

Sugar Crunchies - Free Dental Treatment.

Devilled Eggs

'It's every SNOW flake that's different, Billy - Not every CORN flake.'

1% Cereal: Now with marshmallow dollar signs.

'Is this the new product?' - 'Yes, a rocket filled with cornflakes.'

"It took a lot of hard work to get here, but it was all worth it in the end."

"Nice landing, Captain Crunch."

Bradley Wiggins

"The early bird may get the worm, but the late bird gets delicious table scraps."

Swimming Champion.

"Are you ready for the working breakfast?"

Chef Contest. Ernie, it's not sporting to chant "batter, batter, batter" during a pancake cook-off.

"What's next?"

Humble beginnings of the International House of Pancakes

"You confused the Sudso box with the Cruncho box."

Thanks for making the breakfast meeting, Harris.

'Shredded wheat cereal, cracked wheat toast, and crushed pineapple. I didn't do it. It came that way.'

Champion.

Have you seen this toaster?

'Madge, did we really need a home computer to make scrambled eggs?'