Victory Breakfast Club Gifts

Pastry Hat

'and on the Kids' Menu, we have Cranky Pants French Toast...'

Boom

"How was my day? I'm still calculating the little victories minus the humiliations I normally suffer."

Westview High School Soccer League Victory Dinner

Gymnasts falling off the winners pedestal.

"I'm returning home triumphant - do you need me to pick anything up?"

First Prize!

Power breakfast.

"Joe's cereal. NPR co-approved."

"You're close, but you're not the record. The record for one family in one booth—all from out of state, each ordering a complete breakfast—was set in 1978, with fifteen."

'Do you want toast with that?'

'Mom! Instant oatmeal is NOT fast food!'

'It's one of those trendy 'warm salads,' with sausage, fried eggs, bacon and black pudding.'

Sugar Crunchies - Free Dental Treatment.

"The early bird may get the worm, but the late bird gets delicious table scraps."

'It's every SNOW flake that's different, Billy - Not every CORN flake.'

"It took a lot of hard work to get here, but it was all worth it in the end."

Devilled Eggs

1% Cereal: Now with marshmallow dollar signs.

"Nice landing, Captain Crunch."

Swimming Champion.

"Are you ready for the working breakfast?"

"What's next?"

Thanks for making the breakfast meeting, Harris.

"You confused the Sudso box with the Cruncho box."

'Shredded wheat cereal, cracked wheat toast, and crushed pineapple. I didn't do it. It came that way.'

Have you seen this toaster?

Champion.

'Madge, did we really need a home computer to make scrambled eggs?'

Parkour Breakfast