Breakfast Battle Enthusiasts Gifts

And this is one we made earlier.

"And the cheese in your omelette? Cheddar, Brie, aged Gouda, Morbier, Torta del Casar, Double Gloucester, Époisses, Shropshire blue, or American?"

'I had my attorney draw this up. It states that if I choose to rise, I don't necessarily have to shine.'

'I really enjoyed my stay in the hospital - I never get served breakfast in bed at home.'

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

'Before I order breakfast, which way is it to the 'International Bathroom of Pancakes'?'

A Communal Breakfast for the Young

"That's it. We’re toast."

Self Service Restaurant: 'Where do you keep the eggs?'

German Expressionist Breakfast

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

I'd like to take this menu and shove it where the sun don't shine. But I'll settle for the omelette & hash browns...

"I feel like pushing the envelope this morning, honey, starting with a little grape jelly for that bran muffin."

'Now here's a place I like!'

Full English Breakfast.

When Love In The Laboratory Turns Sour.

Toast: the high energy food

Epic Battles

Waitress to church leader: 'It's your daily bread, Pastor. Remember? You ordered the prayer breakfast.'

Non-Power Breakfast

"I'll have the egg-yellow omelette."

Slices of bread rescuing burnt toast.

"I'd like to toast our guests."

"Great coffee, Carole."

Pope tarts.

Credit Crunch Corn Flakes.

Real Estate Krisp Flakes: Location! Location! Location!

'And that's how to make pancakes.'

'Not gruel, stupid! -- I said find the GRAIL!'

"The food here is excellent- what time is breakfast?"

"Eggshell in omelette make Hulk angry!"

"Sir, we serve pancakes 297 ways. We don't do plain toast."

'Anybody for breakfast?'

'How would you like your toast?'