Breakfast Clubbers Pillows

HEALTH CLUB, 'It's just a bunch of guys sitting around eating breakfast cereal.'

'and on the Kids' Menu, we have Cranky Pants French Toast...'

'I really enjoyed my stay in the hospital - I never get served breakfast in bed at home.'

Pastry Hat

'Coffee must wear you out. They're always sleepy when they drink it.'

Brew 'N' Brouhaha

"Larry, what's the weather forecast?" "Let me ask you something. Did you make waffles this morning? Because someone had maple syrup on their hands, and I seem to recall a hand moving me... a pretty, pretty, pretty sticky hand..."

"'Well done' lulled him into complacency."

Have you got your make up on yet?

"The food here is excellent- what time is breakfast?"

"Joe's cereal. NPR co-approved."

Power breakfast.

Breakfast surreal.

"You're close, but you're not the record. The record for one family in one booth—all from out of state, each ordering a complete breakfast—was set in 1978, with fifteen."

'Do you want toast with that?'

Bed and Breakfast

Sugar Crunchies - Free Dental Treatment.

"I'm sorry, but Chef Scott feels he's moved beyond that concept."

'It's every SNOW flake that's different, Billy - Not every CORN flake.'

1% Cereal: Now with marshmallow dollar signs.

"The early bird may get the worm, but the late bird gets delicious table scraps."

Receiving the early-morning T-mail.

"I'm sorry, your grapefruit subscription ran out and I forgot to renew it."

Chef's Surprise: "I'm telling everyone that tonight's special is Osso Bucco."

"Are you ready for the working breakfast?"

Thanks for making the breakfast meeting, Harris.

'You seem grumpy ... have you heard about the benefits of bran in the morning?'

April 12,1989: The last day Ryan ever ate pancakes. 'I ran out of pancake mix so I fried up patties of my facial cream.'

Full English? I'm full already, thanks.

Bed or breakfast.

"Honey, the toaster is down, but it's already alerted the oven to pre-heat and broil your muffins."

"Did you check the milk? I don't wanna get mad cow milk!"

"Sorry I'm late for the breakfast meeting."