Breakfast Thinker Prints

Muse/Museli

'Before I order breakfast, which way is it to the 'International Bathroom of Pancakes'?'

"I feel like pushing the envelope this morning, honey, starting with a little grape jelly for that bran muffin."

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

"'Well done' lulled him into complacency."

"I'd go with French Impressionist. It evokes the burnished golds of autumn leaves and the bittersweet regrets of lost love. It's also on special."

'Snap, crackle, help! I'm lactose intolerant!'

It was then that Cervantes was inspired.

"I'm enhancing my appreciation for the knowledge gathered by humankind."

Breakfast surreal.

'How do you want your eggs, too hard or too soft?'

Starving Philosophy student grappling with the question of the toast in the machine.

'Is this the new product?' - 'Yes, a rocket filled with cornflakes.'

Continental Breakfast...$2.99: 'What continent is THIS supposed to represent?'

Win-win. Whenever I hear that from you, I want to hide under the counter. New research shows the only proven way to prolong life is caloric restriction. Eat less, live longer. Introducing our new breakfast meal plan: The Fountain of Youth. You get half a muffin and half a glass of water. Sounds meager. Exactly. That's why we're charging $16. But a full muffin only costs $4. And it won't prolong your life. Can you even put a price on immortality? How much should we charge for an empty plate of ai

"Before we begin tonight's dream, a word from our sponsor..."

'We're starting a new diet today -- do you want your tofu scrambled or fried?'

"I'll have the chicken or the eggs benedict—whichever of them comes first."

F&E Diner. You asked for a hot breakfast, so I put some jalapenos on your corn flakes!

Toast with faces popped up from toaster.

Moral Fruit and Fiber Cereal

Sugar-coated riboflavin yellow #5 fructose surbosic-carboblutonic flakes.

Wife at breakfast: 'We're out of sugar - how about chocolate milk on your cereal?'

"I got the bagel less everythinged, and that has made all the difference."

"None of this news seems 'fit to print' to me!"

"What's healthy about breakfast cereals?"

"Mummy's a bit grisly in the mornings. But after something to eat and a little nap, she's quite pleasant."

'Sometimes I think you don't listen to a word I say!'

'Well, lucky you! The chef informs me that his breakfast special today is blackened scrambled eggs!'

Signs your breakfast is trying to kill you.

'The newspaper strike hasn't affected you at all, has it?'

"What truth can there be, if there is only death?" "Too early for Tolstoy."

Curry for Breakfast.

'Did you know that cereal is the only thing with a prize in it?!'

"Remember, never put all your eggs into one omelet."