Breakfast Strategist Prints

'A simple 'I like mine hard boiled' would have done!'

Chez Nous Menu

"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?"

Little league world series of poker.

"I feel like pushing the envelope this morning, honey, starting with a little grape jelly for that bran muffin."

"This was a wicked-hard test. I'm pretty sure everybody got a bad grade."

To do before Saturday...

"No thanks, I brought my lunch."

You're next, Mr. Kimble - right after his apple danish.

'Seven layers in one dip? Gentlemen, what have we wrought?'

Man opens refrigerator which promptly burps.

Jeff's Smorgasbord

'This is a business lunch, Lowden. So, don't even think about enjoying yourself.'

'Snap, crackle, help! I'm lactose intolerant!'

It was then that Cervantes was inspired.

"Sir, I have a question that's lunch-related."

Making healthy eating bearable.

"The most obvious side-effect of having a chip implanted in my brain is a constant craving for onion dip."

'Bring me the Wimbish report and a short worm, Ms Perkins, no time for lunch today.'

"I didn't bring a resume. I brought coffee and donuts."

'If you're happy to demand feed we'll get along just fine.'

Randolph maintains a stiff upper lip while the rest of him just goes to hell.

"Yeah. I'm into fitness. Fittin' dis whole sammich in my mouth."

"We know you have better treats than raisins...we hacked your supermarket loyalty card."

'Can we move the beef jerky a smidge and display our organic cleanser?'

'We're starting a new diet today -- do you want your tofu scrambled or fried?'

"Guac-A-Mole"

"Liverwurst is down an eighth, egg-salad is up two and a half, and peanut-butter-and-jelly remains unchanged."

"Not sure if I'm hungry or bored."

'She's on the rotation diet. Every time I turn around she's eating something.'

'If I get dizzy, and pass out there's a cherry danish in my lunch box.'

"I can do this all day, marshmallow. I have a bright life ahead of me. You, on the other hand... I'm not so sure."