Moon Dunker Gifts

"Last dunk and then we need to do work."

'You've orbited the Earth in a NASA spacecraft! Wow! Me, I've jumped over the Moon...'

Gary turns 40.

'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'

Welcome to the moon cafe and gift shop...

Before getting a basketball scholarship, Jack worked at a pancake house.

'He's gonna dunk on me. I just know it.'

Astronaut finds used firework on the moon.

Questions

Basketball.

NASA, 'I thought YOU were bringing a can opener!'

Astronaut: Pay and Display Only

"Did the cow that jumped over the moon have NASA funding?"

"Once you've jumped over the moon, standing around in a field all day just doesn't cut it."

Elephants are finding it increasingly difficult to find unspoiled places.

'No kidding? -- genuine Earth rocks?'

'You dunk your donuts your way...'

"What am I doing? I'm just trying to calculate how big a trampoline I would need to jump over the moon..."

A wolf playing a saxophone under a full moon.

Pentagon Science Contest: 'Captain Eddie helped you with this, didn't he...As long as this secret doesn't fall into the hands of the military.'

"Today the telephone pole, tomorrow the moon."

'You've orbited the Earth in a NASA spacecraft! Wow! Me, I've jumped over the Moon...'

Cowboy to round up cows on the moon.

'Moon'

"One day we'll all be on the moon... still living with our parents."

Basketball Halo

'Well, this just seems indulgent.'

Prehistoric Basketball Player

'Still not ready to talk Ok dip him again,'

"Of course it'll be made of cheese. Why else would they bring us to the moon?"

Moon Vacuuming

If they can put a man on the moon, then why can't they... invent a popcorn machine that pops all of the kernels!?

'Houston...the commander took his glove off to microblog...'

China takes over the world (and the moon)