'Still not ready to talk? Ok dip him again.'
Cookie Dunker Mugs
Start their day with a splash of humor! Our cookie dunker mugs feature playful designs that celebrate the joy of dunking cookies, making every sip and snack a delightful experience.
"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."
"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."
"How is it that someone who reads all the Harry Potter books still doesn't know the magic word?"
"I can't give you a prescription for milk and cookies."
"Ninja bread men"
'Works every time.'
Do you have any cookies you aren't using?
"5 chocolate brownies, 3 banana muffins, 4 caramel cookies and one cappuccino - skinny."
'Darn those neighbors. A cookie's missing.'
Before getting a basketball scholarship, Jack worked at a pancake house.
"You have a co-pay...two cookies and a glass of milk."
'Hey, what happened to my cookies?'
'This fortune cookie says 'buy oriental tea futures'...'
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Miracle Mom #5,293
Mr Claus, tests indicate your blood is 95% milk and cookies.
"Mom said eat everything in moderation, so I renamed the cookie jar 'Moderation.'"
'I don't think I've ever heard of the Geezer Scouts or Geezer Scout cookies.'
Cookie Surveillance
"Roadkill cookies"
"When I gave up cookies for the period of fasting called Lent, I thought it would be an hour, like the period of school called math."
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"I think he said he wants to buy 'just the one'. You'd better fetch the manager"
Ginger's bakery: Our Cookies Snap!
"I'll fill it with Play Doh and no one will ever know the difference."
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"I don't know, Doc, it's just that lately I've been feeling crummy!"
"But I'm conducting an experiment: will the twentieth cookie taste as good as the first?"
What if retail stores behaved like websites?
"I'll give you a cookie if you promise to paint me as a pillar among women in your future memoir."
'We seem to have more luck getting people to accept cookies rather than broccoli when they visit websites.'
"I said hot, boiling oil! Not cold, refreshing milk!"
"... ad that's when I got into the harder stuff, biscotti."
'My whole life, I've felt like I've been running from something...'
Cookie Dunker Mugs Collection
Cookie Dunker Pillows
Discover our playful pillows that bring the fun of cookie dunking into cozy living spaces—great for lounging or cute decor.
Cookie Dunker Prints
Browse our amusing prints to brighten up kitchens or snack areas with the whimsical world of cookie dunking humor.
Cookie Dunker T-Shirts
Check out our quirky t-shirts celebrating cookie dunking—perfect for adding a humorous touch to any casual outfit.