Winged Dreamer T-Shirts

"Let me see you fly around the block a few times - then we'll talk business!"

Angelnaut

"And after this flight I'll fix Brexit."

Butterfly Woman

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

The Solar System (after deregulation)

Concert Pianist.

'You just don't know when to give up, do you?'

"Would you like some wings?"

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

"While you were working on fire, I was working on my satellite. Once we figure out how to launch it into the heavens, other inventions will follow, like phones, GPS, weather predictions. . ."

"I used to want to be an astronaut, but now I think I'd rather be a billionaire space tourist."

Bumble Bee

"I admire your enthusiasm, but you’re not really flying."

'According to the weight chart, if you were a condor, you'd have a wingspan of 97 feet.'

"Is it true Dad...is the Earth really made of bleu cheese?"

'Looks like somebody needs to lay off of the authentic angel food cake!'

Moon: Made in China

"It's a Wonderful Life" if it was written by scientists.

"Going to Mars sounded like fun. Do you think we can get dad to finance it?"

Shoot For The Moon

Why doesn't birdie go soaring on high like other birds?

"You may enjoy swimming with the dolphins, Howard, but do they enjoy swimming with you?"

Elementary problem of aeronautics... Putting a cow over the moon.

'How can I get my baby to sleep?'

UFO Shelter

"Wings will be cool, I guess, but I'm mostly hoping the braces and pimples fall off."

Caliologist

Pole Star

I applied for a job with NASA but they turned me down. I think it was because I told them I wanted to be an astronaut because in space, you can't cry because there's no gravity and tears can't flow.

"So what do you do for a living?"

"Where do you see yourself in five light years?"

Astronaut sees cell tower on the moon.

Whale Romance