Winged Dreamer Mugs

"Let me see you fly around the block a few times - then we'll talk business!"

Angelnaut

"And after this flight I'll fix Brexit."

Butterfly Woman

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

The Solar System (after deregulation)

Concert Pianist.

"Would you like some wings?"

"I used to want to be an astronaut, but now I think I'd rather be a billionaire space tourist."

"While you were working on fire, I was working on my satellite. Once we figure out how to launch it into the heavens, other inventions will follow, like phones, GPS, weather predictions. . ."

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

Bumble Bee

"I admire your enthusiasm, but you’re not really flying."

"Is it true Dad...is the Earth really made of bleu cheese?"

'According to the weight chart, if you were a condor, you'd have a wingspan of 97 feet.'

'Looks like somebody needs to lay off of the authentic angel food cake!'

"It's a Wonderful Life" if it was written by scientists.

Shoot For The Moon

Moon: Made in China

Why doesn't birdie go soaring on high like other birds?

"Going to Mars sounded like fun. Do you think we can get dad to finance it?"

"You may enjoy swimming with the dolphins, Howard, but do they enjoy swimming with you?"

UFO Shelter

'How can I get my baby to sleep?'

"Wings will be cool, I guess, but I'm mostly hoping the braces and pimples fall off."

Pole Star

Caliologist

Elementary problem of aeronautics... Putting a cow over the moon.

Astronaut sees cell tower on the moon.

Computer hacker sends a rocket to Mars.

"There are vast oceans existing under the icy surface of Jupiter's moon Europa." "It's possible there's as much life in those oceans as there is in our own. Maybe more." "Are you thinking what I'm thinking?" "I'm thinking 'sexy mermaids,' you?" "Sushi bonanza!!!"

Astronaut

Climbing to the moon...

"So what do you do for a living?"