Tropical Bird Dreamer T-Shirts

'Why can't you become obsessed by TROPICAL birds?!'

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

Gardener

"Hello coastguard, it's my husband, he's beached"

"Awww man. My nuts are so old they're wrinkled." "Tell me about it."

Lounging by the pool

'In Love'

'I wish I was creative'

Mermaid Art

'Screen saver. . . or did his computer freeze again?'

'...I said we've been marooned.'

"You may enjoy swimming with the dolphins, Howard, but do they enjoy swimming with you?"

"Wings will be cool, I guess, but I'm mostly hoping the braces and pimples fall off."

The sad fate of Isaac Newton's Tahitian counterpart.

Excess Baggage: You send emails from exotic places just to make your friends jealous.

'These virtual-reality goggles are great! Right now, I'm sun-bathing in Tahiti...'

"I downloaded a new app that puts me on a tropical island no matter where I'm at."

'It's a great job, but the commuting is murder!'

'I have nothing to declare... Okay, I liked Maui better.'

Customized Personal Retreats.

'Lookout, here comes another boatload of cartoonists.'

Camomiletherapy

"I predict six more weeks of winter...But I'm sure we'll tough it out."

That's my summer place.

'I so wish we had found the shears in the shipwreck...'

'Hey! Down in front!'

'Why are you still sitting here, dear? This is a tropical getaway. It means, get away!'

'I wish I'd never seen Lost, now.'

'If those coconuts ever ripen, I'm not eating them!'

'Polly doesn't want a cracker, Polly wants a condo in Florida.'

Caterpillar Paranoia

The Sun Bather

Death takes a holiday.

"Are you ready for the working breakfast?"