Tropical Bird Dreamer Pillows

'Why can't you become obsessed by TROPICAL birds?!'

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

Gardener

"Hello coastguard, it's my husband, he's beached"

"Awww man. My nuts are so old they're wrinkled." "Tell me about it."

Lounging by the pool

'In Love'

Mermaid Art

'I wish I was creative'

'...I said we've been marooned.'

'Screen saver. . . or did his computer freeze again?'

"You may enjoy swimming with the dolphins, Howard, but do they enjoy swimming with you?"

"Wings will be cool, I guess, but I'm mostly hoping the braces and pimples fall off."

Excess Baggage: You send emails from exotic places just to make your friends jealous.

'These virtual-reality goggles are great! Right now, I'm sun-bathing in Tahiti...'

"I downloaded a new app that puts me on a tropical island no matter where I'm at."

'It's a great job, but the commuting is murder!'

'I have nothing to declare... Okay, I liked Maui better.'

Customized Personal Retreats.

'Hey! Down in front!'

'Lookout, here comes another boatload of cartoonists.'

Camomiletherapy

"I predict six more weeks of winter...But I'm sure we'll tough it out."

'I wish I'd never seen Lost, now.'

'If those coconuts ever ripen, I'm not eating them!'

'I so wish we had found the shears in the shipwreck...'

'Why are you still sitting here, dear? This is a tropical getaway. It means, get away!'

'Polly doesn't want a cracker, Polly wants a condo in Florida.'

"Are you ready for the working breakfast?"

The Sun Bather

Caterpillar Paranoia

Death takes a holiday.

Beach