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'Yeah! Let's see LeBron James do THAT!'

"Don't just forage - upcycle!"

Gary turns 40.

Before getting a basketball scholarship, Jack worked at a pancake house.

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

'He's gonna dunk on me. I just know it.'

"I love fast break business success."

Teapot

Basketball.

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Rule 1: Cows must be taught to obey the laws of physics!

"You'll like this restaurant. All the food is locally sourced from nearby dumpsters."

'You dunk your donuts your way...'

Shall I be mother?

"Last dunk and then we need to do work."

Dunking

"Being a 'fly on the wall' is way overrated."

'Well, this just seems indulgent.'

'I know you're excited about the game, Norman, but is it really necessary to slam dunk your doughnut?'

'Still not ready to talk Ok dip him again,'

Prehistoric Basketball Player

'Phillip! Time for dinner...Phillip?!'

T-Rex Basketball

'Poor Dewey, All his life, he can't jump, Then he dies, goes straight to heaven, and now his wings are too small to dunk,'

Basketball Problems

I don

Ernie, I though you were a star player! No, I said I was on the cover of Sports Illustrated and I led the league in dunking!

"You'll like this restaurant. All the food is locally sourced from nearby dumpsters."

Can't dunk?

Dancers caught in quick sand.

The 'In Box' on a man's desk is over a trash can labeled 'Out' with basketball net.

"Great. I see you've been practising at home."

'When do I learn to slamdunk?'

"There wasn't any food in their dumpster. All I found was a bunch of computer parts."

'Great, just great! Now they have God on their side.'