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The Tandem: A Romantic Gallop

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With Thorssen, it's "Pillage and blunder".

Glass and Porcelain Store: Elephants must remain outside.

'You made a complete fool of yourself at the party last night...I just hope no one knows you were sober.'

"I'll help you find your glasses after I find my horn."

Baldo's How to Be Uncool: No. 5. Forget how hot the coffee is while you're thinking how cool you look sitting in a coffee shop.

"Just great...on my first day on the job."

'He doesn't actually drink much. He spills most of it!'

"The boss is mad at me. I did something really, really dumb today!"

"I hope your cast is not itchy, Stacy. I had an itchy cast on my arm once and it itched ALL the time. It felt like crawling ants! Itchy, itchy, itchy..."

Man carrying crates of eggs about to step on sleeping dog.

The Adventures of Morton - Harmless juggler.

'I told you not to slam the door!'

Museum. It's great we got this job moving statues here at the museum. CRASH! That was no time to make a joke about a "piece of art."

'Guess who I bumped into today? EVERYBODY!'

'Maybe you need to practice walking.'

'Was that a spiritual insight, or just clumsiness?'

"I'm here because I keep bumping into old friends. Like, literally bumping into them."

Sensitivity Training For Bulls.

"I've got a bad feeling about this Kenneth.'

"I signed up for 'Dressage Without the Horse.'"

Mountaineer accidentally knocks off the peak of a mountain.

Man reading letter, 'You may already be a winner' about to step on rake.

'I tried to slam a revolving door.'

'Do you still wonder why you were passed over for accounting research manager?'

"I dropped my phone and even though I picked it up within 5 seconds, the screen still cracked."

Dancing.

Newton's Clumsier Brother Discovers Gravity.

Caution: Wet Floor

"You stepped right in dog ship and now you're dragging it all over the house."

Spilt wine

"I kept dropping my phone and cracking the screen. So, my parents bought me a thicker cover."

Humpty Dumpty's Cat. You really gotta learn to land on your feet.

Painter Achieves A Few Seconds Of Flight As Ladder Falls