Clumsy Equestrian Prints

The Tandem: A Romantic Gallop

Showbiz Awards

Glass and Porcelain Store: Elephants must remain outside.

'You made a complete fool of yourself at the party last night...I just hope no one knows you were sober.'

"I hope your cast is not itchy, Stacy. I had an itchy cast on my arm once and it itched ALL the time. It felt like crawling ants! Itchy, itchy, itchy..."

'He doesn't actually drink much. He spills most of it!'

"Just great...on my first day on the job."

"The boss is mad at me. I did something really, really dumb today!"

Baldo's How to Be Uncool: No. 5. Forget how hot the coffee is while you're thinking how cool you look sitting in a coffee shop.

Man carrying crates of eggs about to step on sleeping dog.

The Adventures of Morton - Harmless juggler.

'Was that a spiritual insight, or just clumsiness?'

'Guess who I bumped into today? EVERYBODY!'

'Maybe you need to practice walking.'

'I told you not to slam the door!'

Mountaineer accidentally knocks off the peak of a mountain.

"I'm here because I keep bumping into old friends. Like, literally bumping into them."

"I signed up for 'Dressage Without the Horse.'"

"I've got a bad feeling about this Kenneth.'

Man reading letter, 'You may already be a winner' about to step on rake.

'I tried to slam a revolving door.'

'Do you still wonder why you were passed over for accounting research manager?'

"I dropped my phone and even though I picked it up within 5 seconds, the screen still cracked."

Newton's Clumsier Brother Discovers Gravity.

Dancing.

Spilt wine

"I kept dropping my phone and cracking the screen. So, my parents bought me a thicker cover."

Caution: Wet Floor

Painter Achieves A Few Seconds Of Flight As Ladder Falls

'How many times did I say it? Rex, I said, don't go too close to the cliff.'