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'Dog got your clog?'

Monkey-artist

'I love cutting trees in perfect circles because it drives aerial photography interpreters crazy.'

'Since laughter is the best medicine, I have a joke, Hee, Hee, Haw,Ha!...that could simply wipe out your Infectious Mononucleosis!'

Fred deciding which sort of power to use to cut wood for his wood burning air conditioner.

"You see? I told you if we tied ourselves to this tree they wouldn't cut it down. Persistence is the name of the game. Persistence."

Raining Leaves.

'Wow, they don't make trees like they used to.'

'It's only now that we've chopped down all of the trees that we can see the damage we've done'

'Trains traditionally run late, it rains on bank holidays and Yorkshire pudding is a main course.'

"They didn’t warn us about this in our training"

"Yeah, our garden is always a mess: We can't stop ourselves foraging for worms..."

"And thirteen innocent logs perished in that fire they used to burn Joan."

Lumberjack with a pine fresh air conditioner.

When Fred's super deluxe leaf blower blew up yet again, he wondered where global deforestation is when you want it,

Green carpet

Loggerheads

Swing without a tree

Deforestation in Romania

The splendor of fall at the corporate national park.

Cutting Down Mother Nature

Squirrel chopping wooden leg of lumberjack.

A chopped down tree grows wings and flies off.

The Lumberjack and the Yule Log

'Admit it,Oliver-you're getting old.'

Lumberjack's Epic Fail

Rain forest ends here.

Sawrd Fighting

Ted enjoyed going to the park and feeding the woodpeckers.

'I think you'll find you can't tiptoe wearing clogs!'

Loggers truck with alligator in between logs.

Deforestation