Clogs Gifts

'Dog got your clog?'

Don't let the woodcutters get too close or they'll make a fuel out of you!

Monkey-artist

'I love cutting trees in perfect circles because it drives aerial photography interpreters crazy.'

'Since laughter is the best medicine, I have a joke, Hee, Hee, Haw,Ha!...that could simply wipe out your Infectious Mononucleosis!'

Fred deciding which sort of power to use to cut wood for his wood burning air conditioner.

"What now?" Runners disturbing loggers

"You see? I told you if we tied ourselves to this tree they wouldn't cut it down. Persistence is the name of the game. Persistence."

Raining Leaves.

'Wow, they don't make trees like they used to.'

'Trains traditionally run late, it rains on bank holidays and Yorkshire pudding is a main course.'

'It's only now that we've chopped down all of the trees that we can see the damage we've done'

"They didn’t warn us about this in our training"

Lumberjack with a pine fresh air conditioner.

"Yeah, our garden is always a mess: We can't stop ourselves foraging for worms..."

"And thirteen innocent logs perished in that fire they used to burn Joan."

When Fred's super deluxe leaf blower blew up yet again, he wondered where global deforestation is when you want it,

The splendor of fall at the corporate national park.

Loggerheads

Deforestation in Romania

Whatcha doing, dad? I'm at work. Logging on. Tree's Tree Nursery.

Cutting Down Mother Nature

The Lumberjack and the Yule Log

Squirrel chopping wooden leg of lumberjack.

Swing without a tree

The new spirit of cooperation between loggers and Greenpeace

A chopped down tree grows wings and flies off.

Green carpet

'Admit it,Oliver-you're getting old.'

Lumberjack's Epic Fail

Rain forest ends here.

Sawrd Fighting

Ted enjoyed going to the park and feeding the woodpeckers.

'I think you'll find you can't tiptoe wearing clogs!'

Loggers truck with alligator in between logs.