Clog Dancing T-Shirts

"Honestly, you make clog dancing look so easy, Howard."

"I told him to give up his clog dancing!"

"Mating dance? Good luck with that. I couldn't even get my husband to do the chicken dance at our wedding."

'I'm too hot to trot.'

"Take two pies to the face and call me in the morning."

"Cut down on the custard pies."

Disco Dancing

'You folks enjoying the big top?'

'Makeup? This is a tattoo.'

'Dog got your clog?'

'I have an expense account, but it's a joke.'

'I think you'll find you can't tiptoe wearing clogs!'

'Only then did Igor remember'

'Did you know I have 3000 bones in my body?'

"What makes you think you're always the victim?"

TWIN-KILLING CHOREOGRAPHY

In a Quandary

"Case dismissed."

Clown on a motorised unicycle.

"You mean to say, Mr. 'Smiles,' that someone else left the scene wearing size 22 shoes?"

'"That's Dr. Frizbibble. He's a genius with balloon angioplasty."

How's My Jiving?

"Must be the life to work in a castle. You get paid by a rich king and you don’t have to go through every shift smelling elephant butt."

"I'll call you back. I'm in a meeting."

Circus doctor.

'Hey, there's some clown here that says we got his order by mistake.'

I'm a defense attorney and this clown is our consultant in the event the case becomes a media circus.

"His schlock has gravitas."

'We are not buying a purebred as long as there are so many homeless dogs down at the balloon Animal Shelter.'

Bell Bottoms

"Fifty bucks and I'll tow it to the nearest novelty shop."

"No, we don't sell compact cars that have cup holders for a dozen people."

Boris Visits Macron

'To summarize: The visual joke brings on a very fast reaction but the verbal joke is more widely quoted and is remembered longer.'