Cleanup Crusader Pillows

'HELP ME!' (hear the ocean)

An anglerfish lights up rubbish at the bottom of the ocean

'Whoa! This stream's got a litter problem, John. Check out all the shredded clothes floating downstream.'

Cleaning up the mess...

Adopt a Highway: This segment sponsored by dead-beat dads assoc.

'We like to think of ourselves as Last Responders.'

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

'Life is all attitude: 45 seconds of enjoying it...45,000 hours of regretting it...'

'Before you come with me, tell me...does this robe look a little rumpled to you? I don't think the dry cleaners got the creases out, do you?'

"Yeah, I don't like this part either."

Ironing day.

Brad discovers what can happen when you don't wash your gym clothes...

Musical Accompaniment to Household Chores.

"I told you to wash the car, but no..."

"Would it kill you to compost?"

Two Players both holding the same cue.

'Looks like everyone has FINALLY gone home.'

One way only.

The household cavalry

"No, I don't look in the mirror. I look in the soap."

Mime walking dog passes some invisible dog poop.

"How else will I know when I'm clean as a hound's tooth?"

Fumes from furniture

"I'm sorry, honey. I thought you'd be happy that your germ-ridden blanket was such a hit on eBay."

"Miss Jenkins, e-mail the housekeeper. Her telecommuting days are over"

Dr. Unzimer's mother appears... "Teddy, you call this a 'clean room'?"

"It would kill him to run a vacuum?"

"Wash your hands after handling these, Miss Utley -- They're toxic securities."

'It isn't supposed to taste good. It's furniture polish.'

'Now Gregory needed an investor to take his Gentlemen's Lavatory Tongs from dream to reality.'

This is not what I had in mind when I joined the Council!

Cleaning Lockers.

'I'm going to throw out my old toothbrush and get a new one.'

'When you've finished the washing up and you're certain you've cleaned absolutely everything... you'll always find another teaspoon.'

"I don't CARE if Tracy Emin's bed sold for £4440,000...I STILL want you to clean your room."