Clearance Crusader Pillows

Everything Must Go!!

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

Welcome to Mauritius Home of the Dodo Burger

'Life is all attitude: 45 seconds of enjoying it...45,000 hours of regretting it...'

"I keep telling myself I've got to slow down."

'Ladies and gents, the executive-worker pay ratio is not what it used to be!'

Ironing day.

"I'll be honest... there are books by James Joyce that are easier to follow than these bad boys."

'There is no point in leaving civilization, because civilization will not leave you.'

Musical Accompaniment to Household Chores.

'I blame the nothing for something culture.'

'Your proposal is written with clarity and conviction. Send it up to legal for obfuscation.'

'Boy, being an endangered species is quite hard: I get weighed, tagged, filmed, recorded and studied by scientists: I have no privacy...'

Water scarcity in Africa

Fumes from furniture

"Always with the cancer cures, this one."

"Wow, listen to that: "Do you have a pioneer spirit? Wolves needed for reintroduction into European National Parks"..."

"It would kill him to run a vacuum?"

'So in summary, if you harpoon a whale enough it dies.'

"If you think this is bad, you should see what they do to themselves"

An anglerfish lights up rubbish at the bottom of the ocean

And when did you first begin to feel threatened and endangered?

Trees on the form of a map of the world, being eaten by an infestation of pests that look uncannily like humans.

'It isn't supposed to taste good. It's furniture polish.'

'When you've finished the washing up and you're certain you've cleaned absolutely everything... you'll always find another teaspoon.'

Human Cull: People who leave their litter on the beach.

"You bet I'm stressed, I can't stop imagining there's a poacher hiding behind every bush..."

Closing down.

This is not what I had in mind when I joined the Council!

'I told him we're becoming an endangered species. He just laughed.'

"How do I stop climate change? Tip 1: Insulate your house..."

"I could probably keep spring-cleaning till next winter."