Clutter Conquering Crusader Pillows

'Yes, boss, that book you gave me was very useful.'

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."

"I didn't spark joy."

"It has come to my attention that some work-from-home employees aren't maintaining company standards."

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

'Life is all attitude: 45 seconds of enjoying it...45,000 hours of regretting it...'

Ironing day.

'Congratulations on your purchase of the new Kablooey! Desk Organizer! Instructions for use...'

Fact: The average person spends 4.3 hours per week looking for things that are misplaced, misfiled or mislabeled.

Super-Tia makes Mal de Ojo undo its curse!

Musical Accompaniment to Household Chores.

"I discovered our home can be programmed to spit out any unnecessary clutter."

"Global warming, income inequalities, protests and COVID-19. Get up and do something! Help out already, now!!!"

'Being stuck on a desert island is one thing, but being struck on a desert island with a hoarder...'

'Your proposal is written with clarity and conviction. Send it up to legal for obfuscation.'

'I've misplaced everything.'

Gardener's Calendar: Try to put the other things back...

"Please don't interrupt Mommy when she's in her gym slash office slash living room slash cafeteria."

"Dad! The bathroom pipes are clogged up!"

'Eee,love - this place gives me a great idea for the spare bedroom!'

"I'm not spinning - I'm contextualizing."

The Move.

Fumes from furniture

"It would kill him to run a vacuum?"

"We really have to catch up on our New Yorkers."

"Of course I care about the environment, I never throw any clothes away."

'Sir, I've got a computer to avoid a giant mess but unfortunately I can't find the computer in this giant mess!'

Suggestion box: 'Build a bigger Complaints box'.

A Mom's Purse

"You don't have anything planned for the next 196 years, do you?"

Categories are the key to organizing.

'It isn't supposed to taste good. It's furniture polish.'