'Yes, boss, that book you gave me was very useful.'
Clutter Conquering Crusader Mugs
Kickstart mornings with a witty mug celebrating the creative clutter conqueror. Perfect for tea or coffee, these mugs add humor and motivation to your organizing routines.
'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'
"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."
"I didn't spark joy."
"It has come to my attention that some work-from-home employees aren't maintaining company standards."
'Before you come with me, tell me...does this robe look a little rumpled to you? I don't think the dry cleaners got the creases out, do you?'
Super pets.
'Life is all attitude: 45 seconds of enjoying it...45,000 hours of regretting it...'
'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'
Ironing day.
Super-Tia makes Mal de Ojo undo its curse!
Fact: The average person spends 4.3 hours per week looking for things that are misplaced, misfiled or mislabeled.
'Congratulations on your purchase of the new Kablooey! Desk Organizer! Instructions for use...'
Musical Accompaniment to Household Chores.
'Being stuck on a desert island is one thing, but being struck on a desert island with a hoarder...'
"I discovered our home can be programmed to spit out any unnecessary clutter."
"Global warming, income inequalities, protests and COVID-19. Get up and do something! Help out already, now!!!"
'Your proposal is written with clarity and conviction. Send it up to legal for obfuscation.'
Gardener's Calendar: Try to put the other things back...
'I've misplaced everything.'
"Dad! The bathroom pipes are clogged up!"
"Please don't interrupt Mommy when she's in her gym slash office slash living room slash cafeteria."
The Quack Quack Diaries: The George Broderick Diaries
'Eee,love - this place gives me a great idea for the spare bedroom!'
"I'm not spinning - I'm contextualizing."
The Move.
"It would kill him to run a vacuum?"
"We really have to catch up on our New Yorkers."
Fumes from furniture
"Of course I care about the environment, I never throw any clothes away."
'Sir, I've got a computer to avoid a giant mess but unfortunately I can't find the computer in this giant mess!'
Suggestion box: 'Build a bigger Complaints box'.
A Mom's Purse
'It isn't supposed to taste good. It's furniture polish.'
Categories are the key to organizing.
Clutter Conquering Crusader Mugs Collection
Clutter Conquering Crusader Pillows
Find quirky pillows that bring humor and comfort to your living space while celebrating your love for organization.
Clutter Conquering Crusader Prints
Decorate your home or office with prints that showcase the creative clutter conquering spirit with wit and color.
Clutter Conquering Crusader T-Shirts
Discover fun and inspiring t-shirts for the creative clutter conqueror—wear your organizing pride everywhere you go.