Clearance Warrior Pillows

Final clearance sale.

"Our war is against cancer."

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

Express Barber Chair for Chemo Patients

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

"Would it kill you to compost?"

Anti-war libra.

"Please, James...will you stop worrying whether the baby will meet all government regulations!"

The household cavalry

Say balls to testicular cancer, remember to check your crown jewels regularly.

'Filthy Earthlings got here before us!'

"...And it's a lot faster than a divorce!"

Female chemotherapy warrior.

'What's the difference? It was a man-made lake in the first place.'

Recycle or ruin the planet?

Feedback should be sought for genuine reasons, not because you want compliments. . .

We're polishing our brand.

Recycling Depot - Magazines, Newspapers, Free CDs, books, 8 page pull-outs and other promotions

OH NO - Here come the wet-wipes..!!!

"You put your family in with the aluminum cans again, Mrs. Price."

"I modified the symbol for accuracy."

'Harnessing the Black Hole.'

NYC Department of Sanitation

'Nurse! With this chemo cocktail, get me some mixed nuts and pretzels!'

Message in a Plastic Bottle

"So one day all our homes will be completely powered by rubbish. Just like that guy."

Clean air.

'It doesn't look good, sir - the enemy is amassing vacuum cleaners along our southern border.'

'Tell you what -- just make EVERYTHING biodegradable, okay?'

"Is it a 'personal attack' if I can prove he’s an idiot?"

Urban Compost Heap.

Bulltoon: Insatiabull.

'Why is it I can see what needs doing around here and you can't? . . . I know what cures that. . . 'Chores-ercise'.'

Dutch Apple Core Pie .