Clearance Warrior Gifts

Final clearance sale.

"Our war is against cancer."

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

Express Barber Chair for Chemo Patients

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

"You can tell it's a period drama because they're not wearing ozone helmets."

"Would it kill you to compost?"

Anti-war libra.

The household cavalry

"Please, James...will you stop worrying whether the baby will meet all government regulations!"

Say balls to testicular cancer, remember to check your crown jewels regularly.

'Filthy Earthlings got here before us!'

Female chemotherapy warrior.

'What's the difference? It was a man-made lake in the first place.'

"...And it's a lot faster than a divorce!"

We need an eco project that actually changes things. Ha! Good luck. Eco-club. Hey! We cut the school's use of plastic bottles 50% from last fall. Ahem. This year I feel 50% guiltier.

Recycle or ruin the planet?

Feedback should be sought for genuine reasons, not because you want compliments. . .

'Harnessing the Black Hole.'

Recycling Depot - Magazines, Newspapers, Free CDs, books, 8 page pull-outs and other promotions

NYC Department of Sanitation

"I modified the symbol for accuracy."

We're polishing our brand.

"You put your family in with the aluminum cans again, Mrs. Price."

OH NO - Here come the wet-wipes..!!!

'Nurse! With this chemo cocktail, get me some mixed nuts and pretzels!'

Message in a Plastic Bottle

Clean air.

"So one day all our homes will be completely powered by rubbish. Just like that guy."

'Tell you what -- just make EVERYTHING biodegradable, okay?'

"Is it a 'personal attack' if I can prove he’s an idiot?"

'It doesn't look good, sir - the enemy is amassing vacuum cleaners along our southern border.'

Urban Compost Heap.

Dutch Apple Core Pie .

Bulltoon: Insatiabull.